Right now I'm sitting in the back of a car, after being hassled by cops 130 miles away from home. How we will get back, I don't know. Seeing the fact that my friend wears glasses and his nose piece is gone. I hope his glasses don't fall off, because if they do...this won't get posted. This blog is about 5 friends, Tony, Kristian, Clifford, Reese, as well as myself as we attempt to enjoy a weekend without killing someone else, or each other.
Day 1
We barely made it to chicago this time around on one of our random trips.! No soon as we were about to leave Michigan, The trusty probe aka "Susie" started smoking because we forget to get an oil change, and coolant. Oh and let's not forget that the power steering decides to go out simultaneously.
Lesson 1: is always get a 33 inspection before heading to another state.
Moving on, as we arrive at my brothers apartment in the what seems to be hood of chicago. A prostitute approaches us and grabs one of each of my friends hands. Her exact words were "all ya'll cute as hell" I don't think I can handle all ya'll. Now I don't think that constitutes as a warm welcome to chicago.
We find our way to the apartment and unload our belongings, then embark on a journey to ihop at 3 am in the morning. While walking past drugs users, as well as more women who sell themselves, we learn more about our surroundings. A trip past the ghetto, is what I'd like to call it.
Day 2
We make it to the inner city to attend my friends (Kristian) family reunion, after we managed to past our destination we board another bus and finally arrive to suffer from cold stares from a family who doesn't even know us, I guess we need to learn how to introduce ourselves before we attempt to eat free food from family we don't belong to.
The next lesson is (lesson 2), don't take shot after shot and try to swim in water that is under 30 degree's when it is only 60 degree's outside with the sun setting.
My friends decide to take shots before heading to the beach and they get wasted to the point where they are on the same level as 5 year olds.
On the way to the beach, cliff manages to break off his entire tow nail and almost suffer from gang green, Tony and Kristian both decide to swim with asthma(lol) in water that will put anyone's body in shock, and I'm the sober one that's supposed to be watching everyone, that's just not a good combination.
Lesson 3: don't swim drunk please, lol
Day 3-last day
While driving on lake shore drive after dropping off Kristian, this girl stops and gets her rear end damn near torn off from our 90's metal probe, I guess she shouldn't have stopped so fast in the rain, but we kept moving it wasn't our fault...insurance and information was not traded in that process.
It's time to say goodbye to the windy city, after a day of walking around aimlessly, after entering Michigan safely(barely),
Deputy Davis, Greg from Van buren county pull us over and accuse of throwing out a baggy of weed out the window. Come to find out, Reese's license was suspended, so now he has to go to court to pay a ticket....130 miles away from Detroit. I guess he picked up smoking today since he bought a wine black immediately following after, and sparked it at the gas station attempting to blow us all sky high. I guess you could say he looked just like kanye on the heartless video minus the pastelle clothing, lol.
Now as we head home with a dangerous driver behind the wheel who doesn't know how to use the windshield wipers, and is no good in the rain while driving.
We bring with us lessons, dents, and red paint from a random girls ford focus who's life we possibly ruined, but hey...everyone has their car clunker road trip stories...Right.?
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